CLIVE's BLOG

A Blog is Born... 
(A "how it all began" for newcomers.. current blogging starts below this intro)

So my dad is in Puerto Escondido... otherwise known as heaven as far as he's concerned. He left early January & won't be back until March. Armed with his iPhone and with the advantage of free wi-fi I get quite a few daily emails that go a little something like this (FYI... green lettering is my dad writing)...

see anything you like?

 









Which led to this...

 









This gives a whole new meaning to 'online shopping'.

The daily emails continued... or more like random tid bits of information...

I brought 3 bottles of hot sauce with me. It makes the tacos twice as good. I hope I don't run out.
Love ya xox

Followed by this:

I think I'm going to start a daily blog to you.
I hope I can think of something profound or at least wise before tomorrow!! 

Which brings us here. I decided that I would blog my dad's blogs right here on my blog! Unfortunately...

I got a serious problem here. Nothing wise to say!!

Did I tell you I've been walking every morning? A little more each day. Since day one. I made it to the point today. As far as I can go. 35 minutes walking briskly each way. Good for me!!! Stop for a big glass of OJ to go on the way home and chill in my room taking pictures of the surfers for an hour or so till about 10:00 and it's time to start tanning.

Is the B in blog for boring!! 

But I liked the idea of him blogging to me.. my dad is a wise man, or at least is supposed to be. So I told him he should send me an amazing surfing photo everyday.... or any photo of something inspiring or interesting. He thought that was a good idea. Unfortunately he doesn't know how to use his laptop which means he doesn't know how to send photos from his laptop so all we get are iPhone shots...

Full moon setting at the start of my walk. 6:50 AM 











Off to a pretty good start tho. 

So that brings us to today. I will keep posting as long as he does so I hope you enjoy it... for those of you who know my father you probably will :o)

I created him his very own page with at link at the top of my home page so you can check it out whenever you want! Hopefully it'll be updated daily..lol. 
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Thursday, March 17th, 2011

I'm home [Vancouver, B.C.] safe and sound.
Boohoo!!!
5 degrees. Brrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Tuesday March 15th, 2011

That flower is only 1/2 inch across.
Packing day. Boohoo


















Monday, March 14th, 2011





















Sunday, March 13th, 2011





















Saturday, March 12th, 2011























Thursday, March 10th, 2011































That's all folks!!!!!


Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

[These] two pictures give a panorama of the whole bay from a friend's house in the town. Starting my last week!! See ya soon
Adios.
 





 





Saturday, March 5th, 2011



















Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011
























Tuesday, March 1st, 2011



















Sunday, February 27th, 2011




































Saturday, February 26th, 2011







































Thursday, February 24th, 2011





















Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011





















Check this out. I'm going to send you a picture of a dress with fine beadwork that Alicia, the owner here, gave me as a gift. It might be a little big but that's good. 

Also there will be more wisdom to follow!!
Adios


 




































Monday, February 21st, 2011










Busy day at the beach...






































Sunday, February 20th, 2011




















Saturday, February 19th, 2011

I think the reason I'm so wise is because I didn't pass any on to my children. They only got my good looks. You'd think they'd be grateful for that. 
It's a bit cloudy here today. Yeah!!!
Adios





Friday, February 18th, 2011




































Thursday, February 17th, 2011







































Wednesday, February 16th, 2011



















how freakin' cool is this!!





































Tuesday, February 15th, 2011




















Monday, February 14th, 2011







 Did I tell you I'm getting taller!!!!






































Sunday, February 13th, 2011




































Saturday, February 12th, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!


















Home is where the heart is!!



















Friday, February 11th, 2011

amazing shot.


















There was an earthquake here this morning. 4.4 only. I was the only one who felt it. My bed was shaking at about 7:20 our time. It was centered just offshore of huatulco. I have an earthquake app.
The waves here have been huge this morning. I think it's just coincidence. Not many surfers out. I'm going to take a video of just the waves.
That's all
Adios





















Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Today is my birthday.

Boy are you ever getting old. I just realized that this is the year where you are half my age. Adios




















More online shopping... I like the ones in the middle... stringy with the amber... there are also ones in the bottom corner that look cool... bottom left and are cut off... they are stringy too with a blue feather.



































Wednesday, February 9th, 2011



















Hey you with the white head, did you call this meeting?
Adios


Needless to say.. I had to respond to this email to tell him what a loser he was... funny, but a loser. To which he replied...

Don't knock them, I think they were planning your birthday!!!!!
Adios




















Tuesday, February 8th, 2011



































Monday, February 7th, 2011




Sunday, February 6th, 2011 
Someone must be having a quiet Sunday....






















Like the pics? There was no sunset pic last nite. Went out for dinner at a local's house. Good food. No sunset. 

Superbowl today!!!

I'm reading a book and every time I turn the page it falls out. The more I read the more I risk the ending just blowing away. It doesn't even fit the jacket anymore!! Well at least I'm not pushing a wheelbarrow full of oranges. What!!!!!!!
Adios 
 















Saturday, February 5th, 2011



















Friday, February 4th, 2011

Tacos out of the back of a truck!! Every weekday at about 12:30.
Lunch anyone?



















Word of the day.......effluvium

I decided to add the definition of my father's 'word of the day'. I back-tracked so you can scroll down to see all the previous word definitions...

[ih-floo-vee-uhm]
-noun
a slight or invisible exhalation or vapor, especially one that is disagreeable or noxious.




































Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

In an email with the subject "B"

I stubbed my toe. Ouch!  I've stubbed toes all my life. Does that make it a learned experience or just dumb luck? Something about it sure seems dumb.....
O by the way, from now on "subject" may be just the first letter I touch.


Email subject "F"

Word of the day.......éclat

[ey-klah]
–noun
1. brilliance of success, reputation, etc.: the éclat of a great achievement.
2. showy or elaborate display: a performance of great éclat.
3. acclamation; acclaim.




































Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

Word of the day .........  "elide"

[ih-lahyd]
–verb (used with object), e·lid·ed, e·lid·ing.

1. to omit (a vowel, consonant, or syllable) in pronunciation.
2. to suppress; omit; ignore; pass over.
3. Law . to annul or quash.

Breezy today!!!
Adios.





































Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

 

 


Feb 1st. Another month has passed. And this one even quicker. Before you know it spring will be here. Dreamer!
Chelsea, this is your month!  In ten days you can claim ownership of a pair of peacock earrings!!!
Life is to short to have to wait.
Filete of dorado last night. Sooooo good. No waiting!
Want any more surfing pics?
Too bad, you're getting them. Have lots of good surfing videos. Too hard to send. You have to come visit.

I'm going to take some pics.
Adios.




Now that's a big wave!!!!



















2:02 PM (EST)
I forgot the word of the day.
Ambisinister


[am-bi-sin-uh-ster]
–adjective

clumsy or unskillful with both hands.

Adios


5:35 PM (EST)
Sitting here this fine afternoon feeling lucky, contented, enlightened, grateful  and fat. 
4 out of 5 ain't bad.
Adios.


10:50 PM (EST)
Music is good from next door tonite. Live, mellow.
I went over there to eat. The Rockaway. The original cheap surfer rental. Could always find pot there. Been there going on thirty years.
Good food. Diff. Strategy. Did I tell you how they work. Don't want to repeat myself blogging!!  I'll look like an f.....ing idiot. Can't have that now.
Was that even worth typing. Been having trouble this time of day. Can't maintain coherency.


Adios.
The music is good though. And the air is warm. And on and on and on........




















Monday, January 31st, 2011
I think my father has finally figured out how to send photos from his computer & not just his iPhone....







































Is it wrong to have a banana daiquiri with breakfast. Yesterday was great fun. Not that today isn't starting well!!
We went to this little beach where it is nice to swim and snorkel. "Angelito"
You can just sit in a nice restaurant and go for swims between beers. Well a shrimp cocktail and then a main course of garlic shrimp and many beers and swims later life seemed pretty good. And it is!!!!
This beach had banana rides. Remember Chelsea? I wasn't tempted!
Who knew that blogging could be so tiresome. I just sent you a surf pic so I'm leaving now
Adios



Finally a good pic




















So with his new found ability to send pictures taken with his camera... my father spins out of control...

What better way to count each day than with a sunset. .......
Adios.




















That will be [the] first of a daily sunset picture now that I'm up to speed. 
I just met with my carpenter and ordered a computer desk. Does it ever stop. Pics to follow .......
Adios



best hamburger on the beach




el mariachi


the old man himself!!

some kind of cactus beside some shrine or something


the office


















 

















Sunday, January 30th, 2011
  
9:30 AM (EST)
Back walking the beach this morning. Toe had healed enough. It was great to start back into that routine. Missed 4 days.
Might go for a little exploratory drive this morning to another beach. Lots of surfers on the water. Maybe I'll get some shots. Enough for now!!

Word of the day. "vulpine". Don't try to be to crafty figuring this one out!!

[vuhl-pahyn, -pin]
–adjective
1. of or resembling a fox.
2. cunning or crafty.

Adios.

What happened to your toe?

On my walk five days ago I peeled a chunk of skin off the soft flesh underneath my index toe. Is there an index toe? I didn't even notice when or how, it just started irritating on the way back, so it took me twice as long to get back. But you have to walk the beach barefoot. So a little TLC and I'm back!!
Adios

6:26 PM (EST)
I have so much to blog about. Hope it doesn't get to bloring!!
Had a wonderful day trip today to Angelito. A small beach.
It's funny how 7 or 8 beers a day just seems normal. Time for dinner. To Baked to Blog.  TBtB. 


6:35 PM (EST)
I forgot to tell you. Alicia who owns the place saw the dresses when I showed her how I had fixed up my room.

So she told me of this little town she goes to for some reason , a few hours away where she can get little dresses with fancy stitching and embroidering that sell here for 800 to 1000 pesos for 200 pesos.......
   
This is the year of Juliet 
Adios.
 
6:43 PM (EST)
Add a little class.
Adios

napkin holder and nut bowl




















Saturday, January 29th, 2011

It's sat. Morning. Who can tell? I think I'm off today. Wifi still down!!  Life's turmoils only make us stronger.
Adios.

2:12 PM (EST)
Wifi is back.
Word of the day.  "oenophiles"

[ee-nuh-fahyl]
–noun 
a person who enjoys wines, usually as a connoisseur.

Adios.
Better pictures soon!!!!



Friday, January 28th, 2011



Hi just a quick photo of the "lobby". I'm in a restaurant now cuz wifi is down at the hotel. Maybe it's back tomorrow.
Adios


 




















9:28 PM (EST)
It's too warm here at night. I just felt like I should complain for a second!!! 
I guess I could actually complain about the wifi being down but that seems so trivial.
Friends from BC arrived yesterday. I only know them from here last year and the year before. They play key roles in my achieving complete decadence. Commitment is the key.
I'm going to check if Juliet's dress store is stll open.
Adios.
Wednesday, January 26th, 2011



Online shopping with my father comes complete with a sizing chart...
























So yesterday we learned that my father had hired a carpenter to build him some chairs... and there was much talk about 'the office'. I asked about the carpernter...

Sometimes even paradise needs improving. I have very demanding standards. You'll see eventually 

So today we see with his series of 4 photos, as promised, which make up the panorama of his balcony...

Forty five minutes before sunset













Half hour before sunset













15 minutes













Finally the sunset




































 And of course...














  







And there's the office. Where the elite reside. Where all decision making is done. Where tacos are eaten, beer is drunk, and you know!!!

Did you like that table an those two chairs I had made?

That tarp in pic 3 rolls down at about 3:00pm to keep the north balcony out of the scorching sun. Sunset viewing is done from the south balcony.
 

Beyond the tarps plans call for an exercise bike an a hot tub on the lower balcony. So many balconies!!!


Now I'm not so sure that towels, tarps & green turf is my idea of paradise... but my father is a simple man. That and the view, beach, sunsets & surfers, tacos & shrimp & mexican women probably more than make up for it.


Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Oh my god he's on a roll. The drama continues... what's with the office??
























Home... Looking in from the front gate


9:25 AM EST
gone surfing

















12:51 PM EST
Ya know that [taco] place I sent the pic of..... The arcos iris.
I just had two leftover shrimp stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon and breaded. I couldn't eat all my dinner. Must have been the guacamole entree.
Adios:)


6:38 PM EST
Tomorrow I'm going to send you a series of 4 pics. Showing my balcony 45 minutes before sunset. The first 3 form a left to right panorama and the last one is of my office throne.
10:10 PM EST
Blog. I Guess.
Imagine.....   It's 9:00pm. You've eaten. Well I  might add.  Now you're sitting in the office with your shirt off and you're not hot or cold. It seems perfect.
I guess you have to be in my office:)

10:19 PM EST

There's so much I left out.
The music from the bar next door is a perfect volume. The waves crashing and the white water rolling on forever. Temperature. I already mentioned temp.  The stars above. Cheap beer and pot.
Get the picture?


My father was (is) very talkative today. He started the day off with an awesome photo of  some surfer's moto... very funny. It's after 7 PM our time (EST) which is 6 PM for him.. and he's still going. Renovations? In a hotel? His carpenter? Only my father...

My carpenter just delivered my chairs.
He's going to see a welder for me to make some brackets I need to block out the street lights that moleste my eyes at night.
My palace is nearly complete.
Eventually I will send you photo documentation of all my renovations.
Starting tomorrow with my series of 4 
You may blog this if you wish cuz it will display vast amounts of my wisdom.
Adios

 
He may have wanted that last part out... but it was too funny not to post. It's a great example of my father's fabulous sense of humour!

Monday, January 24th, 2011

























Early morning looking back from the point. No wisdom today, just peace!


Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 

Tacos anyone???


























Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

Morning Surfers



























Well it's sat morning and the tour busses are in town. Not many, 1 or 2. I'm sitting at mangos having rancheros. Enough blogging for today.

Which was apparently a lie because 3 hours later in an email entitled "wind"...

Breezy day.

Blog blog blog blog blog !!!!!!!
 



2 comments:

martina said...

hysterical!!! i love it

Stephanie said...

Dude, look at the size of that molcajete. Loving this. From now on when stuff sucks I'm going to say at least I'm not pushing a wheelbarrow full of oranges.